...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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