just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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