Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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