I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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