i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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