shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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