I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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