Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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