Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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