you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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