I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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