I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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