wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
