All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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