Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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