we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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