Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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