i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
