i was born a porn star she said
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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