This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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