even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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