billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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