Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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