I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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