no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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