I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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