I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You left your phone here
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