do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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