he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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