She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is it because I queefed?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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