But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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