Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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