I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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