I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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