Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
God gave him joint rollers for hands
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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