a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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