direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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