I forgot how hot balto sounded
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
