I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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