i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
