Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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