ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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