Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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