this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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