I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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