No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Hippo gnu deer
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think people are normalizing furries
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
