What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I look better un-naked...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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