Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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