I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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