dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So here I am, sexting at work.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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