Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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